Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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