Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i was born a porn star she said
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
3pm strippers are depressing
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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