Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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