chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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