i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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