You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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