so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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