Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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