ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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