We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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