I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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