Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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