yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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