I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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