Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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