I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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