we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A+ Viking dick
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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