Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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