You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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