This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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