do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
