he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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