I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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