i barfeds in our rink
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I need moral support for this bender
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So vagazzling was a success
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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