What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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