idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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