i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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