Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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