just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Someone signed my nipple.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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