How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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