so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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