hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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