Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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