No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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