oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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