I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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