I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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