My brain says no but my pants say off.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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