If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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