Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My feet surprised me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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