It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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