my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
