This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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