Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
My liver just broke up with me...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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