Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
