We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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