If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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