This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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