Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
