I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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