I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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