what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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