this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You're like the curious george of whores
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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