omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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